I popped, locked, and dropped, but I fell with it
I got caught and stopped, and went to hell with it
I grab mics spit rhymes the lines are mine
My pants hiked split trying this time I'm crying
Ain't got the moves to make money
Ain't got the grooves can't fake shmoney
I got a billion views Gangnam Stylin'
Not for a horse dance I was wilding
I wanted new moves so I rang a hotline
Drake answered, now I'm crying
I'm a chip off the ol' block
Got it from my daddy now watch me rock
Do a dab can't see a new dance through
Move a tad, thump a tub who'll doubt you
Who is bad Michael had a Neverland Ranch
I won't get acquitted of a bad dance

It doesn't matter what I do I can't dance
I twerked and fell in my room I can't dance
Kimmel made it but it's true I can't dance
I take the ladies out the mood I can't dance
Took a class but I Still can't dance
Paid cash but I Still can't dance
Skin rash and I Still can't dance
Dropped fast so I Still can't dance

Hands on my knees hands on my knees
I'mma cha cha til I can't breathe
Do the booty dew straight to the moon
Run like Scooby Doo right through the room
Legs up kick it like a Russian
Started with a crouch now I'm straight hustling
Jump up and fall into a split
Do a couple spins then I'll stomp a bit
Drop new moves fail try to walk it out
I can hear what the other people talk about
They say feel the groove shake your body
I'm working up a sweat and I'm the only hottie
Said I dance good to a lie detector
Why you always lying asked the inspector
I can't dance but I've come to accept it
Name another move let me tell you I've stepped it

It doesn't matter what I do I can't dance
I twerked and fell in my room I can't dance
Kimmel made it but it's true I can't dance
I take the ladies out the mood I can't dance
Took a class but I Still can't dance
Paid cash but I Still can't dance
Skin rash and I Still can't dance
Dropped fast so I Still can't dance

My salt shaker's small and empty
My situation's unscrewed
Got in a battle recently
I started a family feud
See a girl in the club I'm gonna
Show her my moves
Precisioned and tight
Put em to use
And then I saw her smile I know
She's gonna come to me and join in the show
She looked at her friend they giggled
And walked away
I was left alone nobody
Watched me nae nae

It doesn't matter what I do I can't dance
I twerked and fell in my room I can't dance
Kimmel made it but it's true I can't dance
I take the ladies out the mood I can't dance
Took a class but I Still can't dance
Paid cash but I Still can't dance
Skin rash and I Still can't dance
Dropped fast so I Still can't dance (x2)