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Hip​-​Hop For Sad Children

by Skizzo

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1.
Coming through with my light up shoes Don't trip cause I'll light up the room When they see 'em people get in the mood You can feel it now you know I'm the truth Every color I can see flashing on my kicks Cycle through the light spectrum it's a color mix Silly rabbit more colors than a bowl of Trix We turning up in ways that ain't for the kids Red orange yellow green blue indigo and violet I'm rapping colors with a little flow and rhyme it We getting seizures up in here epileptic Dirty like the bottom of my kicks getting septic Strobe lighting every color of the rainbow So bright now the sun never hang low Technicolor I be fly call me Jango Yo I gotta take 'em off in heavy rain though Straight kicking with my light up shoes (When I turn them on they look) Straight kicking with my light up shoes (People see them they get shook) Rolling up I hear the thumping of the club now Hoping I'mma get it pumping with the bub now Scoping out the people jumping to the sub now Everybody ready for the sippy cup now Stick my lip on the tip of my little sippy cup I'll grip a 5th of some liquor so I can fill it up Get a lick of my drippy until you get enough Then take your pick of the liquor 2 bottle minimum Shot glass you be taking special ed class With a sippy we can suck suck suck it up No spill knock it but you can still chill Cause your sippy gonna plug plug plug it up All the fellas and the ladies getting paired up Everybody at the party getting teared up With a sippy we will never mess our hair up No fuss baby you can thank my holy grail cup With a sippy I can make them move (Hold your plastic in the air) With a sippy I can make them move (If you squeeze it you can share) Got my sippy now everybody be with me cause The party be jumping with party people turning silly Disco lights coming from the feet of many Let your Fists go high Pump and shake em willy nilly Kicks on gripping turn the switch on killing got a Hit song listen with the kids gone sitting Thanos outchea spilling liquor like a villain Shoulda gone for the head half left sipping I'mma bust a move Feet light like my shoes People want my out sole They're chasing rainbows Slip 'em on and tie them up You can see me riding up Flexing my underglow I'm on a kaleidescope Come and sip these rhymes One drop at a time Nice and easy You're never queasy Got a sippy in one hand Never any broken glass I'm a Beastie Boy man This monkey is made of brass
2.
Pour it in the glass maybe in some malt liquor One shot burn my throat it's a hard hitter Bottom of my glass who will be my shot filler Grill another piece of meat got a charred dinner Lettuce wraps on fire with the 쌈장 Better pass me the tray with the 간장 Light sass when you're with me never 잔잔 High class 한국어 call me 반장 I know tomorrow's gonna be a bad day with a Hang over I'll be feeling crappy When you sipping on this stuff it ain't malaise You know what's gonna come after the party Twist cap flick it pass then we drink that Stick nap fill my glass didn't think that Clink tap with a Cass better bring that Green bottle mother fucker yo let me sing that Hit me with them green bottles, with them green bottles (x4) Hit me hit me hit me hit me with another shot Stumble out of the bar with a bottle in hand I paid 4 dollars now I barely can stand Blacked out dudes living off of the land Napping on the train that was part of the plan Follow me I know a great place for 이차 A place where all the people smile when they greet ya Order up another platter nice to meet ya Pass me the tongs and the scissors I'mma teach ya Roll the glass down my jaw line Tip my Head back swallow then I give a long sigh I need a spicy green pepper not the wrong kind Another green bottle's what I'd do for a Klondike Yo 형 how many has it been? Count 'em all up it's about ten Eleven coming up I'll never contend Then my 형 is like hey I'm phoning a friend
3.
Peach 02:32
I'm a man ain't got a bit of muscle but I got rhymes with a little bit of hustle No swag never gonna win a tussle My whack style never gonna make a rustle Skinny boy growing up in Hawaii, moved to Alabama then I cried Every day got bullied oh my, gonna get 'em back fight 'em with a smile that's right Y'all looking at me like I'm a nerd, tap another red mountain that's Magic On you that's a waste it'll burn, Bring you to 0 with Shock that's tragic You can take your itty bitty ego Stick it in your pee hole oooh that's rachet Penny for your thoughts? Ready for the rocks? You're doctor Claw I'm go go Gadget! Still rep Hawaii but I'm based in Korea International I like to stay in low gear Kickin it with homies in Asia we all here Picking up the languages we got no fear I don't rap about money cause I got none I don't brag about women cause I got one Asked my dad if I can shoot his BB shotgun The last thang I got to say is drugs're not fun Soft exterior Hard interior I'm a broken man in this Asian land I got the skin of a fruit And the pit is my truth You can call me peach But I found my niche When I talk it's a verbal blitz, When I rap my lips go on the spritz In my time I got some hits, Go play Pump It Up you'll see the Skizz When I think back at my time in school I never thought I'd grow to be this cool Had a lot of friends nobody had my back Then I threw my legs on my head look at that I had a bunch of nicknames like small balls Others called me face dandruff now it's all gone I was punched I was kicked I was even licked Bullied by people then a dog made me her bitch Not a class clown cause I ran the whole campus I won't sit my ass down I will never vanish Even after graduation you could hear my name You could see me on the screen dead center frame I was known for my movies and my bad hair I joined every clique knew of every fad there No sports no I didn't ever have a care Look at me now I got rap flair
4.
I be spending every day in the world Alone by myself in my bed all curled Up like a baby you know I was furled I'm sucking thumbs like a titty on a girl Big titties they big silly like them diggies On the hand with the thumb of little Jack Horner Smuggle all the plums good boy better warn her I could skeet and paint myself into a corner But it's too bad I ain't got a chance I'm never gonna get into another girl's pants Never when I'm single, I'm never getting married I'm gonna be forever alone hands hairy The night of my first time we was getting skinny I stuck my pole in the mountain asked can you feel me Then we changed it up we was looking silly My foot hit her in the jaw now I know she feel me I need someone to hug me Someone to love and touch me Someone that I can call my own I need someone to hug me Someone to love and touch me Cause I don't wanna be alone (x2) Backpacking through the European countries Checking out all the European honeys I was taken to a hostel by a sweet girl A Belgian I was ready to go for a whirl Yo we entered her room her bed's all ready Sheets cleaned pillow fluffed now I'm breathing heavy Gazed at each other eyes locked then she said We ain't gonna kiss or get hot go to bed I'm a good guy so I let her go to sleep Next thing I know the bed is going creak creak I looked over but I felt my bone waning off This girl was in the bed alone janing off I know you're thinking that's the perfect invite When I tried to help she stopped and said good night We woke up the next morning like nothing happened That night I took my hand out for a fapping
5.
They be pulling my leg like a trombone Sing my heart out it'll run home Pitch my message out to the unknown Everybody ho hum when I hum ho When you hear me sing call me gung ho With a little bit of practice I'll become pro Like Tarzan shouting in the jungle But I can't brag gotta stay humble Fool myself into singing lemme Fuel myself intermission energy never run low Duets make me nervous I'mma Do it with a purpose I'mma sound really dumb though When I sing I can shatter glass so I'll Take my voice to the range and the gun show See me on TV no talent phone ballot You can bet that the viewers gonna come vote Sing sharp cut strings on a harp Lost my chance I only had one go Vibrato's my motto there's no vocal lotto Even John Daker calling me a dumb joke Mic speaking to me like I'm a little boy With a new toy GI Joe play me So I pick it up adjust the stand Action hands and I start singing do re mi Sound waves bulldoze the air til the Birds fly even crows hate me Pitch flatter than an A cup I got implants and everybody won't date me I got rejected from a community college Tried a bribe but they won't take me I put singing as a hobby on Tinder People ask me to sing I say don't make me Can't sing with the best of them Drowned out by the rest of them Picked last in the choir class Confidence lower than the tuba's brass Pride smaller than a garden gnome Break that thing get a nicer tone Autotune me man I still Can't sing with the best of them Drowned out by the rest of them Picked last in the choir class Confidence lower than the tuba's brass Pride smaller than a garden gnome Break that thing get a nicer tone Autotune me please Ripping up my vocal cords like a shirt You can call me Superman I won a singing contest on confidence Now people say I duped a man They say my voice is a weapon Every time I sing I wound a man I was sent to do the devil's work I opened my mouth and doomed a man Travel back in time to kill myself When I couldn't spit call me a Looper So bad I make myths come true I Belted the brown note became the pooper Nobody can beat me I send you to Hyperspace like an unbound Hoopa Jump on me all you want I'll come back Stronger I'm Koopa Troopa I'm the American Idol a thousand strong But I'm no threat call me Goomba I'll shred my vocal cords like a guitar Then clean 'em up like a Roomba I can't dance either but I'll Dance on your grave I'll be your Zumba Doompety doo I got a puzzle for you Sing along with the Oompa Loompa But singing's like chocolate to me I eat it up like the son of the Gloops People hear my voice and strangle me like I looked at them and said The Moops Sometimes I bust a Cap'N Crunch All Chuck Berrys like oops My voice sounds like all the Vowels were left in a bowl of Alphabet Soup Can't sing with the best of them Drowned out by the rest of them Picked last in the choir class Confidence lower than the tuba's brass Pride smaller than a garden gnome Break that thing get a nicer tone Autotune me man I still Can't sing with the best of them Drowned out by the rest of them Picked last in the choir class Confidence lower than the tuba's brass Pride smaller than a garden gnome Break that thing get a nicer tone Autotune me please
6.
Skizzo When I manspread I command head Legs so wide make a man dead Butter on the pan gotta pants spread Peanut butter jelly time wheat bran bread Knees far I'm the Grand Manyon Close for the night it's mad saddening Spreading on trucks like Van Damme People wanna come see they be panhandling Oxygen gotta get some air for my Crotch again wanna dry the hair my Rocks are in it's a dark lair my Cock's a 10 y'all ain't prepared Walk around like Groucho Marx I'll Half squat I do it for the art Open my doors my legs are apart now Tell me what you want I got spread a la cart Dow6 Some let 'em breathe I let 'em hang I space 'em out I never wait I'm colder than a mother fuckin' snow cap Extend this lap Let the hands rest Scrolling on a window see ya peeking freak Mad cuz you huddled in the corner And bothered by my view Honestly unfazed blank stares I'm rich bitch wish you was fly The guy I be way beyond the stars swing low Finest cotton for these family jewels Silk on Wednesday still Fruit of the Loom
7.
In my bed I lie dreaming I can hardly believe, that It's Monday It's Monday There's no way It's crazy The beginning of the work week is here The weekend's over I'll shed a tear I'mma put on my suit and tie Gotta grab my food and ride Boss of the carpool I drive My loans are due that's why Crack of dawn I got a fire in my rear I be straight Jumping out the bed like the Rocketeer Head into the bathroom and look into the mirror I'm the fairest of them all someone call me top tier Finish up and I head into the kitchen put Jam on my toast let me give the knife a lickin' Sweet like a Friday I'mma eat it my way Take the first bite as I pull out my driveway Vroom vroom! Speed up and go Down with the windows Left early for the empty roads I don't know the meaning of slow Red lights never slowed me up (nah) I'm hitting green like president Trump (yeah) I'm on the highway maxing out my throttle Working on my drive like I'm at the Maralago Pile into the building it's Monday Clock in walking like I'm on a runway Scan my card so I'm not left unpaid Last bite of my toast cause I'm hungry Sit down check it out I got an email Treat every word like the body of a female It's our top client let him know I mean well Land a deal that will make a mil in retail Desk warming to roasting but I'm up for a promotion More cheddar for the coasting I'm a Great white in the company ocean Looking forward to the next four days My skin'll never get more rays Cause I work in a cubicle maze Nothing but walls but at least it pays

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Hip-Hop For Sad Children is a culmination of obstacles involving two studios that closed down, several artists who backed out of songs, time spent on non-music projects, and working in ways that I've never done as a lyricist. This EP features more rappers than I ever have. I got in touch with a highly skilled animator for a music video. Some songs were recorded up to 3 times. One was mixed separately by two people. The list goes on...

I hope the songs here make you smile for any reason whatsoever. Whether they inspire you, make you laugh, or make you facepalm yourself as you wonder why anyone would write a big trance song about Mondays.

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released June 12, 2020

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Skizzo Seoul, South Korea

Skizzo is a performer based in South Korea. He utilizes his sense of humor to create what some describe as "satirical hip-hop," a unique blend of heavy beats and light lyrics that give the listener an experience found nowhere else.

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