My milk is ready for your cereal You're fibrous and venereal
Even two percent will spark a facial Cheerio
Razor blades gonna make your plain coochie itch
Hair shaved poking like you made Cookie Crisp
See you in your lingerie I go coo coo
I get puffed get Apple Jacked too soon
Get you turned up My Cocoa Pebbles churned up
I spray you down with grade A milk and screw your perm up
Your mom approved when I show I got mad Kix
Old lady I can be a Golden Graham fix
Used up looking like a blue waffle
It tastes awful mouthful 'a slot pull
Crunch on some hard nipples, call me Cap'n
I bust a nutmeg yeah I be Cracklin'
Call me Special K izzo I'm relaxing my
Face on your box like the breakfast of champions

My milk in your cereal for real though
You're tasty sweet like a honey oat
My milk in your cereal for real though
No doubt that we go together (x2)

I like girls that got a pair of small titties
Come on your chest until you packing Frosted Minis
How many ropers let me Count Choculate it
Five monsters hidden when you're ovulating
Tossed salad but it's simply too hairy
Something rancid look I got a Boo Berry
Fruit flavored found it by your poop shoot
Cooch craver, I go in for two scoops
Magically delicious like a leprechaun
Catching STDs like a bowl of Lucky Charms
Ripping thee V turn it to a torn box
Grip and squeeze feet tight until your Corn Pops
Chafed dick skin chipped I'm picking Corn Flakes
Can't stick dip or fit it into more labes
Look at my Grape Nuts They nice and shaved up
San Fernando Valley called and said they wanna tape us

My milk in your cereal for real though
You're tasty sweet like a honey oat
My milk in your cereal for real though
No doubt that we go together (x2)

Come into my super bowl have another go
You make me cocoa sweet and drinkable
Call me Tony let me get my homie
I'm coming back for seconds what you gonna show me
Variety pack I don't know where to start
Can I mix it all up it's good for my heart
Sprinkle little bit of sugar get my spoon and stir
A little bit of you make my vision blur
Let's try something new I got a mascot
Stick it in your Fruit Loop it's our last stop
Follow my nose I smell a wet dog
Awww here it goes Keenan and Kellogg
You gotta gimme a minute I gotta get in
I gotta get you soggy right before we begin
My toy came unwrapped it went off
Right in your mouth snap crackle and pop

My milk in your cereal for real though
You're tasty sweet like a honey oat
My milk in your cereal for real though
No doubt that we go together (x4)